She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's rum buckets o'clock
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
tell me about the fingering
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