Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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