i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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