Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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