i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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