It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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