belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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