So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
