Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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