i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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