their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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