Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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