Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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