How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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