I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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