the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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