Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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