You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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