Only a mothe r could love this liver
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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