In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
