What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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