He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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