i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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