I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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