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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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