did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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