she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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