i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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