Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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