You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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