How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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