I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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