that's an acceptable place to lick
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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