Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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