i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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