don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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