We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
try to milk me bitch
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
