cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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