so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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