so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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