Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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