well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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