either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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