Sponge bath it is.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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