Kiss
Puke
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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