Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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