i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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