there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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