Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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