I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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