yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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