you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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