he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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