I hate all girls vehemently.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
