Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
