No awkward lesbian experiences without me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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